Calvin: “Do you like being a girl?”
Susie: “It’s gotta be better than the alternative.” (Very true.)
Calvin: “What’s it like? Is it like being a bug?”
Susie: “Like a WHAT?”
Calvin: “I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.”
How did Bill Watterson get to be so witty?