Today my slightly retarded blockmate found a box containing a lizard outside his room. Being a pessimist with low self-esteem, he immediately jumped to the conclusion that someone must hate him a lot. As if being a pessimist with low self-esteem isn’t bad enough, he has to be the kind who likes to broadcast his misfortunes. And so he went around proclaiming, “I think someone must hate me, I found a box containing a lizard outside my room!”
Guess what my other blockmates had to say? First thing they said!
“MUST BE VAL!”
Seriously. It’s not like I wanted the poor lizard to run into my room.
I feel severely misunderstood.